Wife? What is You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? I've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do.
TEACHER: Of course not.
JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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